Saturday, October 10, 2009

Perceptions of Classroom

First of all,this post is not about any particular principle.
Here,I just present a fact based on some keen observations by me and my friend Manan.

According to our observations,although our classroom is a single entity, 72 people coming to the class have different perceptions about it.

Here are some of the perceptions of classroom:

1.It's not a classroom but a Playground.People play many games like pakdapakdi,football and even cricket.

2.It's not a classroom but a Wrestling Ring or a fight club where you come to fight with each other and bang on each others head,back,hand and rest of the body. We even doubt that our class is sponsored by WWE although we don't know that for sure.

3.It's not a classroom but a Clubhouse where one can play wide array of indoor games ranging from card games like 3patti,poker,mendhicoat or UNO to mind games like scrabble to senseless games like forming a word from another word.
This perception is so strong that people play most of these games even during the boring lectures,which essentially includes all the lectures without an ounce of regret or shame.

4.It's not a classroom but a Restaurant and you may eat during the lectures.

5.It's a Chaatu-giri Contest and you're supposed to take chaatugiri of professors as a fulltime job.

6.Is a Singing Competition.Now,There is some good singing,some bad singing and then some absolute torture.

7.It's a Laughter Challenge.These fellas come to college with a single motive of telling their lame ass pj's to other people and torture their senses.

8.It's not a classroom but a Gaming Zone where you come to play various versions of FIFA, ProEvolution Soccer and other army games on bluetooth with each other.Some of the students come to classroom simply for the sake of playin these games in all the lectures.
Well,it's at least a million times more interesting than listenin to professors .

9.This brings me to professors.Even their perceptions of classroom are wide.For example:

a. Some think it's a Reading Contest and simply read out notes from textbooks or PowerPoint Presentations.

b. One thinks it's a Shoutin Contest and shouts till her lungs explode,even during role calls.

c. A very famous faculty comes only to roam around in the college and we suspect that he thinks whole college is a garden or a tourist place and call him the TOURIST of the college.

d. One of the faculty members comes to play self invented games like StandUp-SitDown, ComeHere-GoThere,GiveUrCell-TakeUrCell,CrackAJoke etc. Now if he actually reads this,chances are,he will probably take me to our HOD's office and make me pay some fine or something coz that is also one of his games- called ComeToShanbagSir'sOffice or even called as BiasedTorture.


Now I am only human and am bound to have an opinionated observation.If I missed something or if I hurt someone, then my bad, sorry, but these are d fuckin facts.

Besides,me and Manan have our own perception of classroom. We think it's an Entertainment Industry. We come to classroom,observe all these games,play a few,make fun of all,laugh all day and go home.

Now,although I posted all these observations,it doesn't mean that i am against any of the students bcoz I know that these are just our ways of surviving the accumulated effect of various factors like frustrating professors, knowledge-less professors,care-less professors,biased professors and in all an Agonizingly Discipline Obsessed College with a lack of sensible professors with reasonable knowledge with a few exceptions.

One has to find something interesting everyday or else you'd die of boredom.

4 comments:

  1. wonderful..........too gud..
    well done swap..!

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  2. well superb... but u forgot one point :
    SENSELESS TEASING...!!!
    Snehal

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  3. hey dude imagine me doin all dis in office...its so much fun..!!!

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  4. brilliant insight, into something so mundane..!!

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