The Science Of M1

In the year 2009 when the country was being terrorized by the highly dangerous H1N1 virus,the young minds of my class were being thrown into the valley of insanity by a mentality virus M1 (Termed so by me and Pratik as usual).
M1 is an imaginary virus that seemed to manipulate the behaviour of perfectly healthy students of my class and turn them into a bunch of mental jerks.So now,let me explain the science of M1.

Cause of M1: Unknown,maybe being in SFIT.

Symptoms:
1.Suddenly starting to laugh loudly without any reason, preferably, during an ongoing lecture.
2.Making wierd sounds during lecture and then laughin out loud.
3.Shouting in wierd tones.
4.Calling names of people in utmost vaghri tone.
5.Talking to non-living things like bench,fan or bottle of vodka.
6.Playing wierd games like attempting murder by sqeezing necks,or flying kites with girls hair,bashing heads of friends
7.Singing loudly in the middle of a lecture without any sense of time and place.
8.Falling off from one side of the bench to the other side of it,the mechanism of such fall is still unknown even to experts.
9.Irritating the person sitting on the next bench by performing various important actions like:
a.Scratching his back.
b.Pushing his shoulders.
c.Pushing his shoulders on the rhythm of a song,while singing.
d.Singing that song in a very vaghri tone.
e.Hiding his I-Card somewhere.
f.Putting water over their head.
g.Telling them to look back, say "Ha Ha Ha" & then start lookin somewhere else.
h.Hitting on their face,preferably their specs with absolutely anything at hand,like pouch,book or assignment pages.
i.Putting stuff like chocolate wrappers, wasted papers, pencils, pens etc. in the back of their shirt.
j.Doing all these things within a periods of 5 to 10 minutes proves you to be a certifiable M1 affected patient.

If you observe these symptoms in anyone including yourself,please consult a nearby psychiatrist. It's a matter of high importance!!

Casualties:Minds of many students.

Cure: Note:There maybe a cure for H1N1 but there is no cure for M1.